Sunday, December 25, 2011

How to choose a college

What you will need:
A book or website with a list of colleges
A guidance counselor or college advisor

Step 1:
Have a talk with your guidance counselor. She’s seen it all—and will be able to offer suggestions based on your grades and interests.

Step 2:
If you have overbearing parents, ignore them. It’s time to start making choices for yourself. If they refuse to give you some leeway, threaten to get your face tattooed.

Step 3:Think about where you’d like to live. If you like to spend your leisure time playing craps, make a list of colleges near casinos. If you eventually want to freelance as a pirate on the open seas, Southeast Asia is the place for you.

Step 5:
Favor schools that offer a variety of programs you like. Your interests will probably change. You don’t want to make it to your junior year in astronaut school and realize you don’t enjoy spaceflight.

Step 4: 
Decide whether you prefer a small, medium, or large school.

Step 6:
Visit the schools you’re considering.

Step 7: 

Now consider how your academic record fits in with the schools you like. Look up the average academic statistics for entering freshmen, and compare them to your own.

Step 8:
Divide your list into three groups of schools: reach schools, good fits, and safety schools.

Step 9:
Now apply to six to ten schools, with good fits, safeties, and reaches in a 2 to 1 to 1 ratio—that’s one reach and one safety school for every two “good fits” you apply to.

That’s it—once your applications are out the door, drop out of high school and play craps until the schools come a-calling.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

How To make magnetic fluid

What you will need:
Copier toner
Graduated beaker
Vegetable oil
Glass rod
Small glass container
Rare earth magnet
Cleaning supplies

Step one:
Pour 1/4 cup of toner into the graduated beaker and then add 2 tablespoons vegetable oil.
Step two:
Stir the mixture with a glass rod until you get a smooth, thin consistency. Then transfer the mixture to a smaller glass container so it’s easier to handle.
Step three:
Test the fluid by placing the magnet against the outside of the container and moving it over and around the fluid. The liquid will magnetize and follow the magnet around the container.
Step four:
And this is the most important one. HAVE FUN WITH IT!! 

Friday, December 9, 2011

How to make your own Big Mac Sauce

What you will need:

1/4 cup of salad dressing
1/4 cup of mayonnaise
3 tablespoons of french salad dressing
1/2 tablespoons of sweet pickle relish
1 and 1/2 tablespoons of dill pickle relish
1 tablespoon of sugar
1 tablespoon dried, minced onions
1 tablespoon of vinegar
1 tablespoon of ketchup
1/8 tablespoon

Step one:
Mix all ingredients, and stir well in a small container
Step two:
Microwave on High for 25 seconds, and stir well
Step three:
Cover and refrigerate for at least one hour

Sunday, December 4, 2011

How to shake hands

This is my first how to. I know it is a simple thing but if it done wrong it might affect your interaction with people.

The Handshake

Step one: Make sure your hand are dry.Nobody wants to shake wet hands .

Step Two: Have right hand as shown in the picture.

Step Three: Have a strong grip with your fingers under the receiving palm .

Step four: Three to two vigorous shakes for two to three seconds. 

Step Five: Eye contact and an appropriate smile throughout

Congratulation You can now shake hands!  

Please leave a comment saying: How to <whatever you want>.And maybe that could be my next How to.

Saturday, December 3, 2011


Hello! Welcome to my blog. This blog will teach you how to do everything from creating a Facebook account to how to become the most successful man on the planet....

Well, expect awesome posts in the near future that I hope you enjoy.